Tuesday, 3 January 2012

2012!

It's midnight. You've been in your bed, sleeping like a log. But the uneasiness inside your tummy makes you jump outta that blanket in that cold, dark night. The toilet door creaks open in the darkness. And as you reach for the light switch, you see your FATE. It's there, standing with a gun. You manage to put a few words together, "Dude, er.. call of nature.. I ..I.."
The one that saw you through your bad and good days - Your faithful SHITTERY yells, "I ain't gonna take this shit anymore!"
O FLUSH! It was always there..Signs.. Nursery rhymes.. "Water water everywhere.." "Little Miss Muffet, sat on a BUCKET..!" Bucket? Holy Cow!
2012 is here!

So this is what JUDGEMENT DAY must be like! The only match I can imagine is when I'm infront of my wardrobe ripping my clothes apart and I shout out loud, "Where's my new underwear..!?" And the question  echoes infinitely in the continuum. The Beatles, they'd warned! Aaargh! #chokedeath.

13.0.0.0.0 -Looks like an IP address, no? Frock! Not for Maya.. And boy, did SRK say MAYA a million time in that sicko movie! Well, don't we have a scare for that number 13! Also, turns out that date is an equivalent of 21.12.2012

I picked up my cellphone, to check the calendar, and bejeezus.. its a FRIDAY!

FRIDAY, and the Mayan 13th. Ah! multiple-scary-geese-bumps!


Whether or not the world will end, its a WIN-WIN situation for some:




The good news is that Neo is up and running. This year is gonna be a lot of FUN! And I don't wanna miss a thing. Ah! I reminded myself of a movie, quite timely - Armageddon! And by the way - 


On that note,
HAPPY NEO YEAR EVERYONE!

Saturday, 24 December 2011

Being Nice!

It starts with a little small talk. They try to match your interests, even your excitement; making polite conversations that show their friendly intentions. And as soon as you get to know them more with time, you realize it was all just a bunch of lies. The person you grew fond of never existed. They just take a few days to open up. That protective shield for their true-self is now shattered! And talk of imbalance - They have 100 people like you they call friends, you have maybe 10 odd friends you never would call people! But what-the-heck, how do you complain? Hah! Afterall, they were just BEING NICE :-)
Need I say.. ADIOS!

Saturday, 5 November 2011

Release Me!

So flawless in your flight, you were
as free as the Nature's first would be,


I stood there fascinated (her enigma),
As nothing could what you taught me.


No quests, no reality, no liberation;
Or wisdom that comes with age,


As I breathed in: that freedom hath no owner,
And wilderness no cage.

Friday, 4 November 2011

ठहरे से इन लम्हों में भी हिम्मत अपनी पुरजोर है,
गौर करो, दूर कहीं वो बहती इक नदी का शोर है..

क्यूँ रुक जाऊं मैं यूँ ही इन वादियों  की  हस्ती देख कर
जब फिरता हूँ मैं अपनी मंजिल की मस्ती देख कर!

हौसला मेरा नहीं ये शायद, इक चिराग की रौशनी में जलता हूँ
आइना सा बन कर मेरे दिल में जो रोशन है, मुस्कुराता झूमता चलता हूँ;

कभी कभी अपना रस्ता भूल जाता हूँ मैं, दूर निकल जाता हूँ मैं,
वो कशिश है या ऐतबार, बंद आँखों से भी रस्ते पर लौट आता हूँ मैं

याद नहीं ज़मीन पर उतरे थे, या पहले कदम लडखडाये, तब से थामे कोई डोर है
अरे सुनो, दूर कहीं वो उसी नदी का शोर है!

ज़मीं को चीरती, अपने में मसरूफ, मस्ती से सराबोर है,
दूर नहीं है, अब वो यहीं है, ये इसी नदी का शोर है.. 

Friday, 9 September 2011

Like LAZARUS..!!

25th May, 2005. UEFA Champions League Final in Istanbul. A crowd of 70,000 who were about to witness the biggest heroics of the footballing history.
By half-time Liverpool were 3-0 down..

A huge sea of RED seated among the audience, around 40,000 in number, started to sing, "You'll Never Walk Alone"! That was FAITH. Those were the fans who BELIEVED!

54' A six minute magic spell,  and Reds were back level with three goals scored in that time.. 3 - 3!!

Final Result: Liverpool won the game on penalties...

Liverpool were crowned the CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!

Moral: Whatever be.. never never never NEVER GIVE UP!

"Walk on, through the wind
Walk on, through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown,
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart.."